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2006-06-29T10:54:00.000Z

Blogger. n. Someone with nothing to say writing for someone with nothing to do.

2006-05-17T17:43:00.000Z

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. - Paris Hilton

2006-05-10T09:10:00.000Z

Politicians are like football managers - bright enough to understand the rules, but not clever enough to realise that it doesn't matter

2006-03-16T19:26:00.000Z

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered" - George Best

2006-02-19T13:34:00.000Z

Charm is the ability to be truly interested in other people

2006-02-19T13:30:00.001Z

Just because I slept with you last night - doesn't mean I'll ski with you in the morning

2006-02-19T13:30:00.000Z

If you marry for money - you will certainly earn it.

2006-02-19T13:29:00.001Z

It's what we call Welsh Alzheimers- you can't remember anything except when Wales won the Rugby Grand Slam.

2006-02-19T13:29:00.000Z

Don't be sexist - broads hate that

2006-02-19T13:28:00.000Z

Always borrow money from a pessimist - they won't expect it back

2006-01-10T21:27:00.000Z

"Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore; if it's bad, you just had sex with an ex." - Samantha - Sex and the City

2005-12-14T14:39:00.000Z

Don't let your past dictate who you will be, but let it be part of what you will become.

2005-12-14T14:37:00.000Z

"Don't create a business, create a cause - enlist people in adventures towards excellence" Tom Peters

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2005-12-14T14:36:00.000Z

Life is too short to live the same day twice

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2005-12-14T07:57:00.001Z

God gave you 2 eyes, 2 ears and 1 mouth - they should be used in that proportion - Archbishop Sentamu

2005-12-14T07:57:00.000Z

Being powerful is like being a lady - if you have to tell people you are, then you aren't - Margaret Thatcher

2005-12-14T07:56:00.000Z

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened - Winston Churchill

2005-11-30T21:01:00.000Z

Life is not about how many breaths you take, but about how many moments take your breath away - from film Hitch

2005-11-27T11:32:00.000Z

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams

2005-11-25T16:39:00.000Z

Evolution has 3 phases ; Survival, Enquiry & Sophistication - called the How, Why, Where phases. How can we eat, Why do we eat, Where shall we have lunch. - HitchHikersGuide

2005-11-18T12:56:00.000Z

"Companies need to make change a competence - Not just have a lot of experience of change"

2005-11-18T12:54:00.000Z

"If we are going to base the decision to be based on opinion, I'd rather it was based on mine" Jack Welch

2005-11-09T08:40:00.000Z

Sales success - Be liked. Qualify. Close. - Mike Southon (Beermat Entrepreneur)

2005-11-09T08:37:00.001Z

"You can't have a favourite place until you've seen them all"

2005-11-09T08:37:00.000Z

"You can't have a favourite place until you've seen them all"

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2005-11-04T09:32:00.000Z

"Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up" - from film Batman Begins

2005-10-28T08:40:00.000Z

Excellence can be attained if you:

o Care more than others think is wise

o Risk more than others think is safe

o Dream more than others think is practical, and

o Expect more than others think is possible.

Michael E Fairey - President of BQF & Deputy Group Chief Executive LloydsTSB

2005-10-24T08:51:00.000Z

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent; it is the one that is most responsive to change." Charles Robert Darwin

2005-10-23T20:59:00.000Z

Life is too short to live the same day twice - from film "monster in Law"

2005-10-22T05:19:00.000Z

The covers on your book are way too far apart

2005-10-22T05:18:00.000Z

A nice arse and great legs won't get you through life. By the time you're 30 you need to get a personality - from film "Be Cool"

2005-10-22T05:16:00.000Z

We confess to small faults, to persuade people that we have no large ones - Francios de La Rochefoucauld

2005-10-22T05:15:00.000Z

To do the right thing, is often the right thing to do - Alec Douglas-Home

2005-10-22T05:14:00.000Z

Love is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns

2005-10-22T05:13:00.001Z

When a man opens the door for a his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife - The Duke of Edinburgh

2005-10-22T05:13:00.000Z

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away - P.G. Wodehouse

2005-10-22T05:12:00.000Z

The path of social advancement is, and must be, strewn with broken friendships - H.G. Wells

2005-10-22T05:11:00.000Z

There cannot be a another crisis this week. My diary is full. - Henry Kissinger

2005-10-22T05:10:00.000Z

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do - Jerome K. Jerome

2005-10-22T05:09:00.001Z

Cynics regard everyone as corrupt. Idealists regard everyone as corrupt, except themselves - Robert Anton Wilson

2005-10-22T05:09:00.000Z

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity - Tom Stoppard

2005-10-22T05:08:00.000Z

War is God's way of teaching American's georgraphy - Ambrose Bierce

2005-10-22T05:07:00.000Z

Wisdom is the reward you receive for a lifetime of listening when you'd rather be talking - Aristotle

2005-10-22T05:06:00.001Z

If I'd asked people what they wanted, they'd have said faster horses - Henry Ford

2005-10-22T05:06:00.000Z

If only we'd stop tying to be happy, we'd have a pretty good time - Edith Wharton

2005-10-22T05:05:00.000Z

A kilt is a skirt worn by Americans in Scotland, and Scotsmen in America - Ambrose Bierce

2005-10-22T05:04:00.000Z

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it is the reverse - John Kenneth Galbraith

2005-10-22T05:03:00.000Z

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory - George Clemenceau

2005-10-22T05:02:00.000Z

When I picked up your book I was so convulsed with laughter with laughter what I had to put it down, but one day I intend to read it - Groucho Marx

2005-10-22T05:01:00.000Z

The big picture is more likley to paralyse than inspire - Matthew Paris

2005-10-22T04:57:00.000Z

Never say sorry for apologising - Miles Kington

2005-10-22T04:45:00.001Z

If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear - George Orwell

2005-10-22T04:45:00.000Z

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't - Erica Jong

2005-10-22T04:44:00.000Z

Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember - Oscar Wilde

2005-10-22T04:43:00.001Z

Paranoia means having all the facts

2005-10-22T04:43:00.000Z

The less you know the better you sleep - Russian proverb

2005-10-22T04:39:00.000Z

Everyone complains about the way they look, but no one complains about their brain - Old Jewish saying

2005-10-22T04:38:00.000Z

Money - the one thing that keeps us in touch with our children

2005-09-19T21:53:00.000Z

A Cynic is what an Optimist calls a Realist

2005-09-17T10:54:00.004Z

If your business is not going well, have the courage to look in the mirror.

2005-09-17T10:54:00.003Z

Will all those who said it can't be done, please get out of the way of those of us who are actually doing it.

2005-09-17T10:54:00.002Z

Winners attract winners. If you want to hang with winners then you need to look, feel and act like a winner.

2005-09-17T10:54:00.001Z

Not failure, but low aim is the greatest crime.

2005-09-17T10:54:00.000Z

Definition of a Rut: a coffin with both ends kicked out.

2005-09-17T10:53:00.004Z

Don't let anyone steal your dreams - no-one.

2005-09-17T10:53:00.003Z

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it's a matter of choice; it's not a thing to be waited for, it's a thing to achieve.

2005-09-17T10:53:00.002Z

"Personally I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught." Winston Churchill

2005-09-17T10:53:00.001Z

If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you can't. Both ways you're right.

2005-09-17T10:53:00.000Z

You are surrounded by people who are committed to looking good by staying poor.

2005-09-17T10:52:00.004Z

Do not listen to the chattering of your mind - just go and do it.

2005-09-17T10:52:00.003Z

Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not prepared to do. Successful people constantly live outside their comfort zone.

2005-09-17T10:52:00.002Z

"Never, never, never, never, never, never quit." Winston Churchill

2005-09-17T10:52:00.001Z

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we might oft win by fearing to attempt." William Shakespeare

2005-09-17T10:52:00.000Z

"A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." Walter Gagehot

2005-09-17T10:51:00.004Z

"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their field." Vince Lombardi

2005-09-17T10:51:00.003Z

"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon

2005-09-17T10:51:00.002Z

"Procrastination is Opportunity's natural assassin." Victor Kiam

2005-09-17T10:51:00.001Z

"The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in a man's determination." Tommy Lasorda

2005-09-17T10:51:00.000Z

"Do what you can, with what you have, with where you are." Theodore Roosevelt

2005-09-17T10:50:00.003Z

"Either lead, follow, or get out of my way." Ted Turner

2005-09-17T10:50:00.002Z

"Trust is the highest form of motivation. It brings out the best in people." Stephen R. Covey

2005-09-17T10:50:00.001Z

"Many people dream of success. To me success can only be achieved through repeated failure and introspection." Soichiro Honda

2005-09-17T10:50:00.000Z

"What is the essential element any successful leader must have ? It can be reduced to one rather simple word: caring." Sir Colin Marshall

2005-09-17T10:49:00.005Z

"You don't get any marks for trying; you must succeed. I'm not interested in sophisticated reasons for failure." Sir Allen Sheppard

2005-09-17T10:49:00.004Z

"The conditions of conquest are always easy. You must toil awhile, endure awhile, believe always, and never turn back." Simms

2005-09-17T10:49:00.003Z

"The man who cannot believe in himself cannot believe in anything else." Roy L Smith

2005-09-17T10:49:00.002Z

"Unless you do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow." Ronald E Osborn

2005-09-17T10:49:00.001Z

"Having left school without going to university, I decided to make money. I never really considered failure." Richard Branson

2005-09-17T10:49:00.000Z

"The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them." P D Ouspensky

2005-09-17T10:48:00.005Z

"All of us were born in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." Oscar Wilde

2005-09-17T10:48:00.004Z

"There are no prizes for predicting rain. Prizes only for building arks." Louis Gerstner

2005-09-17T10:48:00.003Z

"There are a lot of risks and costs to a programme of action but they are far less than the risks and costs of inaction." John F Kennedy

2005-09-17T10:48:00.002Z

"I never take counsel of my fears." General George Patton

2005-09-17T10:48:00.001Z

"I cannot give you the formula for success; but I can give you the formula for failure; try to please everybody." Herbert Bayard Swope

2005-09-17T10:48:00.000Z

"It is not the employer who pays the wages - he only handles the wages. It is the product that pays the wages." Henry Ford

2005-09-17T10:47:00.005Z

"While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior." Henry C Link

2005-09-17T10:47:00.004Z

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." Goethe

2005-09-17T10:47:00.003Z

"A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week." General George Patton

2005-09-17T10:47:00.002Z

"The harder I work, the luckier I seem to get." Gary Player

2005-09-17T10:47:00.001Z

"When you get right down to the meaning of the word 'succeed', you find it simply means 'to follow through'." F. W. Nichol